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Heidi Klum's Sexy Muscles

Heidi Klum’s Sexy Muscles

Is it just me, or do you think this is how she should roll up to EVERY red-carpet event from now on? Egh..either way, her costume is better than yours.

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Wu-Tang GAP?

Wu-Tang GAP?

Not sure what is worse, The GAP actually carrying something I would buy, or Wu-Tang letting this happen.

FUCK

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Face Swag

Face Swag

Looks like someone got drunk and passed out at a white friend’s house last night. Just surprised they passed on the obligatory “cock in mouth” and/or “FAG”. Instead, went straight for the face covered in mutant sperm look.

The Real Marty McFly Shoes Are Here!

The Real Marty McFly Shoes Are Here!

Since the movie came out, everyone (myself included) wanted a pair of the auto-lacing kicks that Marty rocked in Back to the Future II. Now all of our nerdiest fan-boy dreams have come true. The Real NIKE MAGs are… Read the rest

Monsters of Grok

Monsters of Grok

GROK [verb] to understand something profoundly and intuitively.

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Lock Up Your Daughters

Lock Up Your Daughters

Appropriate t-shirt of the day!

The Droids I'm Looking For

The Droids I’m Looking For

BlackMilkClothing created two amazing Swimsuits that features the designs of R2D2 and C3PO. Sold for 85$ each. Bleep bleep bloop blap fap fap fap.

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

That uncomfortable feeling of sitting in greasy mashed potatoes after you shit you pants is all a thing of the past thanks to: Emergency Underpants by Archie McPhee.

The Face to Panty Ratio

The Face to Panty Ratio

The Face to Panty Ratio by RICHARD KERN featuring music by Thurston Moore

In 2004, I started shooting upskirt photos of every model that would let me lie on the floor between their legs for 5 minutes. By 2007,… Read the rest

Gentleman's Willy Care Kit

Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit

Something every respectable gentleman should have on hand, or in an overnight bag. You never know when a little manscaping might be needed.

Man Licking Shoes on NYC Subway

Man Licking Shoes on NYC Subway

This guy obviously couldn’t wait to get topside and have his shoes buffed by a professional.

Stupid People - Fuck Everything About Them!

Stupid People – Fuck Everything About Them!


This fine Aussie gentleman has something to say about dumb folks and Diesel Jeans. U MAD?

Botox Don't Cure Ugly

Botox Don’t Cure Ugly

So this fucked up piece of work defends the botox injections and “upper leg” waxing she performs on her 8-year-old daughter Britney “to keep up in the intense world of kiddy porn pageants.”

We spoke with the girl, Britney, and… Read the rest

Tip of the Day: Skinny Jeans

Tip of the Day: Skinny Jeans

Mom’s just don’t get it. Well played.

SEASICK MAMA Photography

SEASICK MAMA Photography

I can never overlook good music and babes. Video by Casey Randerson for Seasick Mama