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Banned Lunchables Ad

Banned Lunchables Ad


A Banned 90′s Lunchables Lunchablez commercial aimed at “urban youth” that, for one reason or another, never aired has recently surfaced.

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Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

Thirsty? Then head on over to the Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand. For only $20, you can quench your thirst with a fresh shot of apple-flavored horse semen.

Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in… Read the rest

DIY Homemade Absinthe

DIY Homemade Absinthe

English Russia has a step by step guide to making your own bottle of “Green Goddess”. I’m pretty sure I know what I’ll be doing this weekend. ALIAB Absinthe tasting party anyone?

Stage One. Infusion.
Ingredients:… Read the rest

Vegan Black Metal Chef

Vegan Black Metal Chef

Now you know how to make the darkest, most evil, tofu pad fuckin’ thai!

David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee

David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee

It’s been a long time coming, but Mr. Lynch has finally released his own signature blend coffee. Now if he could convince the tobacco companies to let him release his own signature cigs to go with it, I am… Read the rest

Pitch This: Potato Chip Seasonings

Pitch This: Potato Chip Seasonings

I wish potato chip companies would market JUST the powdered spray flavoring they put on chips so we could add those flavors to anything. A Dorito cheese burger, or Lay’s Tomato Basil chicken would be amazing. Even adding it… Read the rest

Dairy Queen's Finest Work

Dairy Queen’s Finest Work

Whoever this cake went to must have been so delighted. Be jealous… I am.

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Put the Chicken Nuggets in the Belly Button

Put the Chicken Nuggets in the Belly Button

Well it’s settled, I’m never eating chicken nuggets again.

Epic Meal Time: Maximum Mac & Cheese

Epic Meal Time: Maximum Mac & Cheese

TAKE NOTES BITCHES!

Mac & Cheese & Mac & Cheese & Mac & Cheese & Mac & Cheese & Mac & Cheese & Mac & Cheese & Bacon & Mac & Cheese & Mac & Cheese & Mac & Cheese… Read the rest

The Good Slaughter

The Good Slaughter

Meet Larry Althiser, the owner and head meat cutter for Larry’s Custom Meats in Hartwick, NY, a small farming community in the Northern Catskills. Larry takes pride in his slaughterhouse. He’s been butchering and processing animals for over 30… Read the rest

Taco Bell Testing Shells Made of Doritos

Taco Bell Testing Shells Made of Doritos

According to several reports, it appears that Taco Bell has begun testing Doritos Locos Tacos, a new menu item that places the familiar Taco Bell ingredients into a shell made entirely of Nacho Cheese Doritos.

A video has… Read the rest

Fruit Gushers Review

Fruit Gushers Review

mmmm…Yea…these are definitely a buy!

Creepy Skittles Ad

Creepy Skittles Ad

Put your finger on the screen. No, really, do it. Just touch the Skittle on the screen. What’s the worst that could happen?

The Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident

The Beefy Crunch Burrito Incident

Man gets hungry. Man goes out for food. Man orders 7 Beefy Crunch Burritos from his favorite dining destination, Taco Bell. Man pulls up to the drive through window only to find out that the price of said burrito… Read the rest