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Teen Girl Forced To Wear Armor, Duel Stepfather

Teen Girl Forced To Wear Armor, Duel Stepfather


A 16 year old girl was forced to duel with her stepfather for her disobedience. Fremon Seay equipped his legal youngling with heavy armor before the 2 hour death-match.

Juggalo Newscaster Goes To New York Comic Con

Juggalo Newscaster Goes To New York Comic Con

DJ Rick the Rap-ist, juggalo newscaster for Psychopathic Records News Network, goes to the New York Comic Con. Prepare for LULZ.

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Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street

Hot Chicks of Occupy Wall Street

A couple of guys were sitting around watching footage from Occupy Wall Street and noticed a lot of fine ladies making sure that the voice of the 99% gets heard. “Wow, seeing all those super smart hot chicks at the… Read the rest

Family Lost in Corn Maze Calls 911 For Help

Family Lost in Corn Maze Calls 911 For Help

A Massachusetts couple with two young kids has trouble navigating through a corn maze, so they call 911 for help. Within a minute or so upon arrival, the police officer located the family in this death trap, and led them… Read the rest

Jon Stewart on #OccupyWallStreet

Jon Stewart on #OccupyWallStreet

Jon Stewart takes a minute to chime in on the protests taking place on Wall Street, and all across the country. How is it that Comedy Central has the most unbiased news show on any network?

For… Read the rest

Puscifer Tour Announced

Puscifer Tour Announced

To debut the new album ‘Conditions of My Parole’ Maynard James Keenan will once again take his show on the road.

CERN: Light Speed May Have Been Exceeded By Subatomic Particle

CERN: Light Speed May Have Been Exceeded By Subatomic Particle

After only a short period of time from when they fired up the machine that caused the Black-Hole Panic of 2010, CERN researches have discovered what could possible be the genesis of light-speed travel.

European researchers said they clocked… Read the rest

Woman Blames 'Evil Twin'

Woman Blames ‘Evil Twin’


Janell Athalone-Afrika used the best excuse when being accused of defrauding the government out of more than $15,000 meant for the needy, it was the despicable act of her “evil twin”…not her.

Athalone-Afrika made $16.43 an hour working… Read the rest

Ricky Gervais New Humanist Cover

Ricky Gervais New Humanist Cover

It’s no secret that comedian Ricky Gervais is an Atheist, but he’s also know as being very controversial. Now you can imagine the shit storm that the September/October issue of New Humanist is stirring up.

“Inside you’ll find our… Read the rest

Alaska Woman Punches Bear in Face

Alaska Woman Punches Bear in Face

A 22-year-old Alaska woman said on Wednesday she punched a black bear in the face to save her dog from being carried off and possibly eaten.

Juneau resident Brooke Collins said she hit the bear Sunday night to save… Read the rest

Christian Wants Atheist Registry

Christian Wants Atheist Registry

Florida pastor, Michael Stahl suggested that a website and full organization be created to track all know Atheists. Aside from it being blatantly unconstitutional and absurd, Pastor Mike compares atheists to “convicted sex offenders , ex-convicts , terrorist cells ,… Read the rest

Strap-On Dildo Beatdown Leads to Woman's Arrest

Strap-On Dildo Beatdown Leads to Woman’s Arrest

Florida always knows how to keep it classy. Even when your attacker is your overweight lesbian counterpart, you must always run for safety when being threatened with a rubber cock of any size.

Jantavia Taylor was arrested for felony domestic… Read the rest

Tragic Indiana State Fair Stage Collapse Kills Five

Tragic Indiana State Fair Stage Collapse Kills Five


Five people were killed and at least 45 were injured when an “isolated significant wind gust” caused a stage setup at the Indiana State Fair to collapse. State Police 1st Sgt. Dave Bursten said the number of fatalities may… Read the rest

Austrian Man Fired for Bathing in His Own Urine at Work

Austrian Man Fired for Bathing in His Own Urine at Work


A famed Austrian museum has told an employee to piss off after he routinely washed himself with urine while at work. “I was promoted to being a warden – in charge of the porters there. It was there that… Read the rest

98-Year Old Woman Earns 10th Degree Black Belt

98-Year Old Woman Earns 10th Degree Black Belt

Sensei Keiko Fukuda has finally earned the highest rank in Judo despite her advanced age, arthritis, and triple bypass surgery. Grandma brings the shit!