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Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy

Owner of Killer Bear Chokes to Death on Sex Toy

The guy who made headlines last year when one of his bears mauled a woman to death. Now he’s back for his latest and last escapade in the news. He was found dead in his home handcuffed to… Read the rest

Woman Tries to Sell Baby at Taco Bell

Woman Tries to Sell Baby at Taco Bell

A mother is accused of a trying to sell her 3-day-old baby for $500 at an Oregon Taco Bell. I wonder at what point in her decision to get rid of her baby did the spark of genius hit her… Read the rest

Woman Gropes TSA Agent At Phoenix Airport

Woman Gropes TSA Agent At Phoenix Airport

It’s about time someone decided to show the TSA just how perverted their own workers get with innocent travelers. Good for her.

According to the arrest report, Miyamae is accused of groping TSA agent Barbara O’Toole’s “left breast through her… Read the rest

Woman Raped By A Man Who Thought She Was Dead

Woman Raped By A Man Who Thought She Was Dead

A man accused of raping a woman as she lay unconscious on a city sidewalk in broad daylight told cops he thought he was merely molesting a corpse, according to investigators. Witnesses who say they saw Melvin Jackson having… Read the rest

Coheed and Cambria Bassist Arrested

Coheed and Cambria Bassist Arrested

Michael Todd of Coheed and Cambria was hard up for a fix when he decided to hit up a local Walgreens while on tour. He proclaimed to the pharmacist that he had a bomb and demanded Oxycontin. After knocking over… Read the rest

Prison Break Attempt Via Suitcase

Prison Break Attempt Via Suitcase

It’s known that Mexican state prisons are a little lax on security, but come on. How fucking far did they really think they would get?

Staff at the prison in Chetumal in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo noticed… Read the rest

Anti-Helmet Motorcyclist Dies After Hitting His Head

Anti-Helmet Motorcyclist Dies After Hitting His Head


Any way you look at it, wearing a helmet while cruising is good practice. Some just find it annoying and take their chances without it. 55 year old Phillip A. Contos was one of those bikers just fed up… Read the rest

Woman Sprays Cops with Breast Milk

Woman Sprays Cops with Breast Milk

An Ohio woman is facing a substantial rack of charges after allegedly getting wasted at a wedding reception, beating her husband, and then spraying police officers with her breast milk.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, was cuffed in the early hours of… Read the rest

Photography is a Crime in NY

Photography is a Crime in NY

28-year-old Emily Good of Rochester, New York, was arrested last month while standing in her own front yard. Her crime? Officially: Obstructing governmental administration; unofficially: Capturing footage of police officers searching a man’s car.

 

“The video’s going… Read the rest

Woman Walks Through Town with the Severed Head of Her Rapist

Woman Walks Through Town with the Severed Head of Her Rapist

Two words..FUCK and YES!

According to police officer Ram Bharose, the unnamed 35-year-old woman had sliced off the man’s head with a sickle she had been using to cut grass near her village.

‘She was getting grass… Read the rest

Nobody Canna Cross It

Nobody Canna Cross It


Clifton Brown tells it like it is.

Star Spotted Emmiting Epic Water Jets Into Space

Star Spotted Emmiting Epic Water Jets Into Space

The Herschel Telescope captured this sunlike protostar emitting massive jets of gas into space at speeds up to 124,000 miles per hour. The photo captured is truly amazing.

The star was found by ESA’s Herschel Space Observatory, which was able… Read the rest

Summer Solstice in Poland

Summer Solstice in Poland

For a country grounded primarily in Catholicism, it’s interesting to see that they still partake in obvious Pagan rituals. Either way, most of the world celebrated the day in far cooler ways than NYC. Times Square was flooded yesterday with… Read the rest

RIP Ryan Dunn

RIP Ryan Dunn

“Jackass” star Ryan Dunn was killed in a car wreck early this morning. He was only 34, and my favorite from the Jackass series. It’s a sad day. Huff Post Reports:
NBC Philadelphia reports that Dunn and another passenger… Read the rest

R.I.P. Seth Putnam

R.I.P. Seth Putnam

Anal Cunt’s Seth Putnam has passed away at age 43 from a heart attack. R.I.P. Seth. Your music never failed to offend, but it was always in the the best intention.