Toby,

I’d really appreciate if you stop judging me. Your insistence on placing me at the scene of the crime because I have the murder weapon is really annoying. We all loved Jezebel and it’s a real shame she was stabbed to death by that Iranian midget wrestling team. Everything happened like I told police. Okay? So, let it go. Apparently, those types of attacks are very common in that part of town so deal with it. Just because I was the last one with her and we were having an argument doesn’t mean I did anything wrong. I couldn’t help her. They were distracting me with their laser pointers.

Pierce