The New York Times has a bot to play you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. After playing it for a bit, I decided to move onto Veteran mode, where it calculates thousands of games played and will beat you unmercifully, unless you begin to think like a machine. Forget Deep Blue. Forget Watson. Forget everything you hold dear about your thoughts on humanity. This machine is here to destroy you.

I got through 34 rounds, and only came close to tying this abomination. GOOD LUCK.

Play it here: New York Times