Seven minutes of Ron Swanson from “Parks and Recreation” sharing his love for and beliefs about food. Bacon-wrapped shrimp, the strip club breakfast buffet, his photo album of steaks, “Bring me all the bacon and eggs you have,” the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, the turkey burger, it’s all here.

If ever there were a hero to look up to throughout human history, he reigns king.