Posts tagged "balls"
Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

Thirsty? Then head on over to the Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand. For only $20, you can quench your thirst with a fresh shot of apple-flavored horse semen.

Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in… Read the rest

Ballin'

Ballin’

One happy ballbag.

Thanks JC.

Emergency Underpants

Emergency Underpants

That uncomfortable feeling of sitting in greasy mashed potatoes after you shit you pants is all a thing of the past thanks to: Emergency Underpants by Archie McPhee.

Truth.Be.Told

Truth.Be.Told

Classy trollops are a rare commodity.

Gentleman's Willy Care Kit

Gentleman’s Willy Care Kit

Something every respectable gentleman should have on hand, or in an overnight bag. You never know when a little manscaping might be needed.

The Naked Black Du-Rag Slap

The Naked Black Du-Rag Slap

Maury just told this dude that he’s “NOT THE FATHER” of that baby.

The Greatest Prostitute in History

The Greatest Prostitute in History

Will Ferrell knows how to break things down into terms we all can understand.

Win a Vasectomy From PETA!

Win a Vasectomy From PETA!

Thinking about taking you cat or dog in to get snipped? It’s usually a good idea, but now you too can enjoy the free life of infertility! Everyone’s favorite anti-human organization, PeTA, is offering a free vasectomy to one… Read the rest

An Unfortunate Accident

An Unfortunate Accident

I cannot imagine. I have no words, but only thoughts of over cooked hot dogs.

Double Standard

Double Standard

That’s why I always keep my jeans low and unbuttoned.

Via

Scrotum Humanum

Scrotum Humanum

Scrotum Humanum was the name given to the first dinosaur discovered. British naturalist Richard Brookes retrieved the bone from a quarry near Oxford in 1676 and named it after what it looked like. A nut sack.

It was… Read the rest

Need Fast Cash? Sell Your Testicles.

Need Fast Cash? Sell Your Testicles.

If you are ever straped for cash, look no further! Just give Dr. Uba a call and sell your balls! $1600 EACH! Sure, that makes sense. If you are a little reluctant on giving up your baby makers, maybe… Read the rest

Balls Of Steel

Balls Of Steel

This Shaolin monk shows off his incredible testicular trauma skills. He has mastered the art of getting smashed in the dick, and we all could learn a thing or two from is ways. He told the audience “Steel crotch… Read the rest

Peek-A-Boo Foreskin

Peek-A-Boo Foreskin

Keeping kids informed in Belgium. WTF.

Tim Quotes: Most Unattractive Things

Tim Quotes: Most Unattractive Things