A mailman was caught shitting in someone’s yard while on route in Portland. In his defense, if it came down to shitting discretely behind some bushes, you know it was a level 5 emergency. You can hold your piss,… Read the rest
Who knew that all this time, tiny magical elves appeared in my colon to give it a good scrubbin. It’s Magic.
I hope this kid one first prize at the science fair for his hard work researching the effects of corn on the digestive system. Poop That Corn seems like groundbreaking material to me.