Man gets hungry. Man goes out for food. Man orders 7 Beefy Crunch Burritos from his favorite dining destination, Taco Bell. Man pulls up to the drive through window only to find out that the price of said burrito has been raised from $.99 to $1.49. Man looses his fucking mind! Man fires at the manager with his semi-automatic AirSoft rifle, then takes off to barricade himself in a hotel room, all the while shooting at three police officers who tried to pull him over. As you would expect, the police sent in SWAT to subdue the hungry beast.

The final incident in the burrito-triggered spree happened Sunday afternoon at the Rodeway Inn on North W.W. White Road, engaging SWAT negotiators in a more than three-hour standoff, according to officials and witnesses.

Police initially said Ricardo Jones, 37, was to be charged with attempted capital murder, but instead he was charged with two felony counts of aggravated assault. Police spokesmen were not immediately available to explain the change.

Aggravated assault is a second degree felony, punishable by a state prison term of up to 20 years. Jones was in the Bexar County Jail on bail totaling $50,000. No one was injured in the incident.