Pants = Crapped

It was just announced that TOOL will be going on a short U.S. tour with Opeth next spring. Both bands have yet to issue a statement, but the press release states that the reason the tour is announced so far in advance is to build hype for upcoming albums from each artist. Opeth’s later this year and Tool’s in the first quarter of 2012.

More info to come.

April 1st – Hell, Michigan – Dam Site Inn
April 2nd – Knockemstiff, Ohio – Johnson Cemetary
April 3rd – Gnaw Bone, Indiana – Brown County Humane Society
April 4th – Effingham, Illinois – China Express
April 6th – Bird City, Kansas – Big Ed’s
April 7th – Climax, Colorado – Clinton Gulch Dam Resevoir
April 8th – Pahrump, Nevada – Area 51 Fireworks Superstore
April 10th – Weed, California – Cedar Lanes Bowling Alley
April 11th – Squabbletown, California – Springfield Mini Storage
April 12th – Chloride, Arizona – Mine Shaft Market
April 14th – Ding Dong, Texas – Southwest Bell County Volunteer Fire Department
April 15th – Uncertain, Texas – Caddo Lake Steam Boat
April 16th – Cranky Corner, Louisiana – Global Wildlife Center
April 17th – Intercourse, Alabama – Friendship Cemetary
April 18th – Hopeulikit, Georgia – RSC Equipment Rental
April 21st – Big Beaver, Pennsylvania – Big Beaver Township School Ballfields
April 22nd – Butternuts, New York – Major Inn Foundation

haha.