Thinking about taking you cat or dog in to get snipped? It’s usually a good idea, but now you too can enjoy the free life of infertility! Everyone’s favorite anti-human organization, PeTA, is offering a free vasectomy to one lucky winner!

It’s a two-fer: Get your animal companion fixed, and get yourself fixed too! Human overpopulation is crowding out animal life on the planet, and dog and cat overpopulation is creating a euthanasia crisis that is a crying shame. Disappearing wilderness, vanishing water resources, and pollution is the price that future generations will pay for more human births, while losing their lives is the price that millions of homeless dogs and cats pay when guardians neglect to “fix” their companion animals.

If all supporters of Peta just killed themselves, that too would solve the problem they are currently whining about. Just sayin..

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